Worst Gifts Ever From Him to Her
Advice from the Spa Diva


Ah, we are back to the Christmas holiday, the season when discontent, missed signals and hurt feelings are shared between lovers. Nothing seems to represent that discontent more than the gift giving calamities that occur when he fails to understand what she really wants for the holiday.

From the ghost of Christmas past, a collection of misfired gift giving; what he gave her, and what she really wanted:

He:
A stuffed mascot from my favorite NFL team.

She:
Throwing my ex-boyfriend's favorite stuff on the driveway at halftime.

He:
A day at the NASCAR race with me.

She:
A day at a spa by myself.

He:
A Hooters gift certificate and t-shirt meant for someone with much larger breasts.

She:
A year of personal training so I can kick his ass.

He:
I actually have to buy her a Christmas present?

She:
A bejeweled Malini Murjani’s handbag!

He:
Liposuction, breast enlargement and Botox.

She:
Not to feel invisible.

If there is one thing to remember men, your gift is a representation of your feelings toward her. Your gift choice may seem like a well intentioned gesture, but it is critical to remember that it is weighted down with anticipation and tremendous expectations. A misfire could trigger the final blow to your relationship — believe me, I saw it played out in Starbucks last week.

Skeptics will learn — maybe not on Christmas day — but later, when you suddenly realize you haven’t had sex in a very long time. So give her what she wants and you’ll get what you want, consistently.

That's the lesson, men. Nothing will have a more profound affect on her than to say “you matter.” Give her what she wants, and you'll will be justly rewarded. 

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